Is Washington DC a Portal for Satan?

Satanic DC
From the You are the very definition of selection and confirmation bias, comes this article discussing whether or not Washington DC is a portal for Satan:

Presidential candidate John McCain keeps calling Washington the city of Satan. Turns out he’s not alone.
“McCain was right,” said David Bay, speaking by phone from Lexington, S.C., where as director of Cutting Edge Ministries he has long asserted that Washington’s streets are positioned to usher in Lucifer as “the ultimate master of Government Center.”

The most persistent rumblings about Washington as the devil’s workshop seem bound up in history about the city’s design and the role of Freemasons in building it. It’s a connection explored in the three-hour DVD “Riddles in Stone: The Secret Architecture of Washington, D.C.,” which notched a respectable 90th out of 1,363 titles recently in Amazon’s general history documentary category.

Look at the facts: Angled streets! Freemasons! That’s incontrovertible proof! The prosecution rests.